#231 apa cina fikir tentang melayu.
[Artikel dibawah m.A.a copy 100% tanpa suntingan daripada facebook.com/notes/muhd-rifdi/toall-the-malays-tolong-baca-muhasabah-diri/184984782869. Fikir-fikirkan dan selamat beramal.]
APA ORANG CINA FIKIRKAN TENTANG ORANG MELAYU
01. You MALAY call each other ‘BODOH’ for fun, and too ‘BODOH’ to realize it’s an offensive word.
02. You’re the LAZIEST person on God’s earth.
03. Always update with “lagu-lagu A-minor”, “lagu-lagu rindu” and “wayang hindustani”.
04. Always give a very long honourable speech start from Duli Yang Maha Mulia,Tan Sri, Puan Sri, YB-YB, Yang Berbahagia Datuk, Datuk-Datuk, Datin-Datin, Tuan Haji, Tuan Pengerusi Majlis.. and last sometime least….”rakyat jelata” sekalian…….”terlebih dahulu saya ingin membuka majlis dengan asalamualaikuwaramatulahiwabarakatu……”
05. Many Malay ended at “pusat pemulihan dadah” for common drug abuse.
06. “Air sirap” is the cheapest drink you can afford.
07. You like to tease and act perverted when someone with sexual appeal passing by.
08. You self proclaimed from a superior race (Arabs).
09. You love to eat, especially FREE FOOD.
10. Malay favourite quote = REZEKI JANGAN DI TOLAK.
11. Malay least favourite word = JANJI MELAYU.
12. Your girls got a mouthfull of chicken’s ass (loudmouths).
13. You can’t stand it and always keep on staring at someone who are better dressing / looking rather than your back-dated looks.
14. You wear your shirt more than 4 times before wash it.
15. You feel it’s not right to eat first before everybody gets their meal (while your meal is getting cold).
16. You got that annoying habit of wanting people to acknowledge you.
17. You know for the fact that you are supersticious (bomohs and dukuns).
18. You know for the fact that Malay jokes are decently lame and you always force yourself to laugh when other malay joker telling their lame jokes.
19. You always try to take advantage on other people work.
20. You are trained to be a sweet talker.
21. You love to offer drinks to your boss while polishing his shoe (ampu, kipas) .
22. You always pick on juniors.
23. You don’t care if everyone in your class/office know for the fact that you are lazy.
24. You are very protective on your seniority.
25. You are quite a slow thinker.
26. You prefer to borrow people’s stuff rather than buy it, but hardly return it back.
27. You also always use others property without asking permission.
28. Many of you are not sincere when making friend with non-malays.
29. You always waste your time in the public phone talking about “janji-janji manis”, “omong- omong kosong”, “aku hidup dalam blues”, “Hindi superstar” and “cinta-sayang”. (these are direct quotes…)
30. Malay most popular ambition… * to the public = “ingin menjadi seorang insan yang berguna” * in reality = factory worker
31. Gossip are number 1 favourite past time.
32. Malay favourite magazine are URTV, Mangga, Jelita, Remaja and Variasari.
33. Mark as “bangsa pendengki” by other race in Malaysia.
34. When someone giving a speech, a Malay usually will nod their head (kepala terangguk-angguk) not to show that they understand, but just simply to act that they understand in a serious manner.
35. Deep in the eyes of Malay, the meaning of “TERSIPU-SIPU BAHASA” and “MALU-MALU KUCING” are….. * GREAT APPETITE WITH A VENGEANCE.
36. Malay got less friend from other races because… * Malay are too proud of their own language which makes them stuck-up * Malay also ignore that other etnic groups and foreign people are willing to learn to speak in Malay while got other knowledge in other language. (so now you know why this email is written in ENGLISH)
37. In Malaysia, people said “wear condom and don’t forget to take a bath with Dettol if you make love to a Malay“.
38. An example of a Malay with good grades = STRAIGHT C-MINUS
39. A Malay boss are known as intimidating his staff, Sexual harrasing and Blackmailing, Welcome more family member and friends to
join the company, Corruption * Always bring company’s item home for personel use.
40. Malay, as the biggest population in Malaysia, are always feels threaten with the minority Christian in the country.
41. Malay chicks always dream to have sex with White Man but always ended get fuck by their own species. (Im sorry if this offended you, but it was a promise)
42. Most babies found in the bushes and dustbin are Malay.
43. Most adultery/incest cases are by Malay.
44. Most divorce cases are by Malay couple.
45. Most yuppie wannabes are Malay.
46. Malay man got the habit using sink/wash hand area to rinse and wash their penis mostly in their bathroom, hostel and also in the public toilet.
47. Malay love to make fun at people who use toilet paper to wipe ass because they love to touch their shit with their hand.
48. Malay knows that other races could not dare to eat malay food not because of the spices but because the food was process by their ass-wiping-hand.
49. Malay use toilet paper in Malay restaurant / food court / warung to wipe customer’s mouth and hand.
50. A typical malay Ready-to-wear….. * a long, torn jeans, * a T-shirt * a pair of loafers
51. Malays can’t live without rice and chilli.
52. A malay who check in a foreign hotel will cook their food inside the hotel room with water boiler and a portable mini cooker to save cost.
52. Malay knows their favourite fast food…… KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN hot and spicy.
53. Malay will eat fried chicken and burger just like in the manner of eating rice with hand “one hand lean on the table, slouching head to the plate and other hand with finger close to each other to enter mouth”.
54. Malay toilet always smells like “petai”.
55. Malay love to remind people to have their morning shower but they themself always ended up having a BO in the afternoon. (BO=body-odour)
56. Backstabbing are malay greatest asset.
57. Cheating in examination or test are heredity.
58. Malay favourite brand are G.A Blue Jeans, Lady-like Jeans, a fake Ray-ban.
59. Upper class Malay favourite brand are the cheapest Versace t-shirt, Malboro Classic sometimes fake sometimes not jeans, an old fashion (erik estrada CHIPS) Ray-Ban glasses and a discount sales Mark and Spencer.
60. Weekend are racing paradise for “Mat Motor/Rempit”.
61. Malay never learn to accept people’s opinion as a guide or challenge.
62. You feel that you had to support Moslem terrorist just because their are Islam and not because their are a serial killers.
63. Malay favourite living c.. BIAR PERUT KOSONG ASALKAN RUMAH CANTIK MACAM ISTANA.
64. The only musical instrument you can play is a GITAR KAPOK.
65. You Malay will pretend to ignore and deny that you are typical.
66. You MALAYS dreaming to become rich, but not by hard working or studying BUT with ALL KINDS OF SKIM CEPAT KAYA and STUPID MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING BUSINESS.
67. Don’t have money but always want to action – buying cars like Waja, Wira and other expensive cars while you know you can only afford a KAPCAI.
68. Parents very rich but still go overseas using govenment scholarship. Go overseas to enjoy and not to study.
69. You will start to wondering about yourself after reading this.
~Sains dan Teknologi boleh dipelajari di mana-mana,budaya tetap hak kita.
P/S : Forwardlah email ini pada bangsa Melayu yang lain untuk kesedaran !! Panas hati baca dis e-mail nih.. But…. kena terima dengan terbuka ler. Ada yang betol… ada yg xmsuk akal.kan?. Kalau tak nak bangsa lain hina, pandang rendah kat kita,ketwakan kita lagi…. sama-samalah we all improve. But i’m still proud of being malay. Takpe juz dont gv up wit other bangsa.
JUZ LIVE IN PEACE AND NO WAR!
p/s: m.A.a agak sentap sebab banyak mengena batang hidung sendiri. dan ya, memang nak marah. tapi m.A.a anggap benda ni sebagai muhasabah diri.
p/s 2: m.A.a baru perasan tuan punya note ni dah delete. nasib baik m.A.a sempat salin buat renungan kita bersama.
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bahaya nye artikel nih..huu~~
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salam tuan rumah..
ho…tersa betul saya sbgai ank mlyu.tapi kena trma gak dgn hati yg tbuka sb separauh dri ayt tu mmg benar pun..huhu
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The original writer of this article is obviously very racist himself/herself.
The views are very discriminative and does not reflect what other races think, in fact, his/her mere views. I think perhaps you should fine tune the title of your blog post as well to clearly address this issue.
At the moment, you’re indirectly saying that all chinese thinks Malays behave this way which is untrue. People who pass information needs to be very clear in passing them and not add unnecessary sentiments that might further cause conflict to others.
Perhaps if you can find the original writer of the content or non-Malays who spread this, you can take legal action under the Sedition Act as it does affect the harmonious society we live in.
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spikey Reply:
October 2nd, 2010 at 3:10 PM
its just a common sense..dont take it seriously..if u felt offended, i can only guess 90% of the article smack you right on your face..i’m a malay..so i know what the article really try to say..i guess you just dont get it ,do you??
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Panassss memang panas.. Tapi tak perlu cepat melatah, cermin diri, dan muhasabah peribadi…
Love,
PojiePooh Abdullah
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Sains dan Teknologi boleh dipelajari di mana-mana,budaya tetap hak kita…
ayat ni mcm rnh dgr je
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this is what we called
The Ugly Truth that most people wont realize
gyahahahahaah~
typical melayu mesty melenting bace statement ni
padahal xsedar bende ni hakikat
gyahahaahah~
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err.. these are things that we can call facts?
i mean.. most of the things are almost correct but, its not like all malay are like that. and, its unappropriate to state all these like this~
but stil, we rational n improve ourselves~
im proud to say that im malay, and im not sampah~
~pengaruh my name is khan.. huhu
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agree! walau tak kesemuanya. But lil bro. Better u delete this entry dear.
for your own safety k? 
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em ade yg btul gak..nk2 kes cerai ngn baby dlm tong smpah..
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mcm racist ada gk artikel nie..bkn aku nk bangkang..ada gk kebenaran nye..ada gk yg x..aku rse..elok ko delete entry ni mcm Cik Nass ckp. sbb benda nie melibatkan perkauman..nnt xpasal2..ko dicharge timbul isu perkauman..aku penah bc n dpt benda nie sblm nie..tp tu just pasing2 dlm email tanpa open publish..tp nie ko open publish walaupun ianya dr sumber lain..ko cbe lah pk2..samada elok buang atau x entry nie..skang nie byk kes2 kne thn polis sbb racist..
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kinda..almost perfect 10…
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Cool post
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Such a ignorant article. I’m a Malay but I don’t agree entirely with the article. The part us being “lazy”, “back-stabbing” and “superstitious” are true. It’s not made up. It’s not like Malays never said anything bad about other races. If we keep up with this, we’ll ended up with another May 13 incident. Don’t be a fool.
Yup, aku orang Melayu tapi ramai kawan bukan Melayu (Chinese, Indian, Japanese, Orang Putih, etc). And I speak English as well. Semua ni salah kerajaan tak jalankan tanggungjawab dgn betul. Masa sekolah rendah dengan menengah kite semua kawan berbilang bangsa, tapi bila dah masuk Uni, College and start keje, semua berpuak-puak!!
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spikey Reply:
October 2nd, 2010 at 3:15 PM
YEAH..Ur English is Great..boooo..ur not the only one who can speak the language..doh..but still why you must blame the government?? blame yourself for not making friends with others..
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Well.
Thats why a China Man can only feel at home in a Chinatown.
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bagus artikel ni~
tak guna nk marah, dah fakta tuh~
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Zoey Reply:
July 1st, 2010 at 1:57 AM
bukan soal fakta lah bro ….
tapi perkauman yang meleleh dari ayat-ayat cina tuh.
kita pun boleh turunkan 1001 perangai kotor orang cina.
tapi bagus kah kalau kita buat gitu???
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paling dahsyat yg ini
“69. You will start to wondering about yourself after reading this.”
T____T
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Hmmm…good to find out, there were certainly some items in which I had not thought of before.
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i feel stupid when speaking in malay.
eh, silap ayat pulak.
kalau perhati betul-betul emel yang di’forward’kan tu ada terlalu banyak kesalahan tatabahasa bahasa Inggeris. kalau iyapun hendak selar orang, buatlah dengan penuh gaya.
apa-apapun, satu salutasi kepada si penulis emel. haha. (gelak sinis)
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aku penah jumpa article ni 10 tahun lepas dlm satu forum..penulis article ni maybe xpuas hati kt salah sorang kwn melayunya agaknya sbb smpai setiap details malays semua dia tahu dari bab mkn dan pakai..
xsemuanya betul..jgn cepat melatah..klo kita nk list balik pasal dorang pn boleh..
p/s:kasut loffe? sgt popular tahun 99-2000..lol~
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Cina pun ada makan petai gak…cina lagi kuat makan petai berbanding Melayu…
Lg satu,derang plg pelahap kalau makan durian…bilik air konfirm bau tong sampah…
X pyah la nak racist dlm pasang baik buruk seseorang…
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waaaaaaah. memang sentap. Tapi ade yg betul, ada yg sgt x betul. But it’s kinda good to make us realize that our race has been downgraded by certain people. So, kenela improve kan?
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Entri racist ni
Aku ada setuju dengan kata2 diatas
dan juga bantah
Dan jangan ingat kaum China pon perfect sangat .
Hanya kerana kamu tinggal di Malaysia kamu boleh judge macam tu . Try tanya org Melayu yang tinggal di Cina plak .
Nak sangat Judge sana sini .
Kita ni terlalu Mmeberi/Mengalah . Shit!
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take it as a challenge.. not all of us like that… we’re getting better….
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Penulis artikel ni orang cina, so, apa-apa benda pasal kaum Melayu. Dia tak puas hati, apasal dia kata kalau make love with malay kena pakai conXXX dgn dettol pulak? Malay people not eat the Babi, you know the babi?So if i want make love with chinese, i kena samak the whole body person that i want to make love!
Am i right?, Mostly the word in the artikel berunsurkan penghinaan pada Malay! so, ada betul ada yang tidak. According the history, British yang bawa kaum cina & india sebagai labour sekitar tahun 1923-1930, lepas tu apabila Raja-raja Melayu suruh British hantar balik, pelbagai helah diberi yang mana akhirnya raja-raja Melayu terpaksa akur dengan memberi kerakyatan pada 2 kaum ni.
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kalau x suka, naper tunggu lg kat negara ni. ??
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